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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? /rd49n3suyx / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Young Simba: I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh, goody.
Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.
[flops on his side]
Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.
/oxvw60r5pg / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Zazu: [singing] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. / Nobody knows my sorrow.
Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it.
Zazu: [singing] It's a small world after all...
Scar: NO! No, *anything* but that!
Zazu: [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are just standing in a row.
Zazu, Scar: [Scar joins in] Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Zazu: [whispering] Oh, I would have never had to do this with Mufasa.
/6v0ndylsr2 / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Pumbaa: It's our motto.
Young Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you?
/m2afku48cj / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Timon: Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?
[jumps up suddenly]
Timon: Did I miss something?
/x5sonn3tm0 / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Zazu: [caged while the battle rages around him] Let me out! Let me out!
Timon: [fleeing the hyenas] Lemme in! Lemme in!
/cdj1o1ihou / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Nala: Have you guys seen Simba?
Timon: I thought he was with you.
Nala: He was but now I can't find him. Where is he?
Rafiki: You won't find him here. The King has returned.
Nala: I don't believe it. He's gone back.
Timon: What?
[Looks up to see Rafiki has disappeared]
Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No no no. It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: No. Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.
Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.
/o0j9vic440 / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

[Timon and Zazu are cornered by hyenas]
Timon: Please don't eat me.
Pumbaa: Drop 'em!
Banzai: Hey! Who's the pig?
Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
Timon: Uh-oh, they called him a pig.
Pumbaa: Are you talking to *me*?
Timon: Ya shouldn't have done that.
Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Timon: Now they're in for it.
Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHH!
/ned08xcy3f / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Timon: [of the decimated Pride Rock] We're gonna fight your uncle... for this?
Adult Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my home.
Timon: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
/c6h4foi0nx / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Rafiki: [after guiding Simba to a spot where he says will show him Mufasa Mufasa] Look down there.
Adult Simba: [looks into a pool of water] That's not my father. That's just my reflection.
Rafiki: No, look harder.
[touches the water, as it ripples Simba's reflection changes to that of his father]
Rafiki: You see? He lives in you.
Mufasa's ghost: [from above] Simba.
Adult Simba: Father?
Mufasa's ghost: [apears among the stars] Simba, you have forgotten me.
Adult Simba: No. How could I?
Mufasa's ghost: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.
Adult Simba: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
Mufasa's ghost: Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember...
/xxc5z60pxd / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Adult Simba: She's wrong. I can't go back. What would it prove anyway? You can't change the past. You said you'd always be there for me. But you're not. It's because of me. It's my fault. /03to6ihbaj / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Scar: Ah. so you haven't told them your little secret. Well, Simba, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for Mufasa's death.
Adult Simba: [pause] I am
Sarabi: [whispering] It's not true. Tell me it's not true.
Adult Simba: It's true.
Scar: You see? He admits it. Murderer!
Adult Simba: No! It was an accident!
Scar: If it weren't for you Mufasa would still be alive. It's your fault he's dead. Do you deny it?
Adult Simba: No.
Scar: Then you're guilty.
Adult Simba: No, I'm *not* a murderer!
/hdevm499lw / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Scar: Look Simba. You're in trouble again. But this time Daddy isn't here to save you and now everyone knows *why*! /nsmki27lmy / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Adult Simba: Tell them the truth!
Scar: But Simba truth is in the eye of the behold...
Scar: [Simba chokes him, he whispers] All right. All right. I did it.
Adult Simba: So they can hear you!
Scar: I killed Mufasa!
/6cbekdetcm / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Scar: Ah my friends
Shenzi: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.
Banzai: That's what I heard. Ed?
Ed the Hyena: [laughs maniacally]
/g89a79ltwz / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

[singing]
Timon: And if he falls in love tonight / It can be assumed...
Pumbaa: His carefree days with us are history.
Timon, Pumbaa: In short, our pal is doomed!
/8ak07vdw19 / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Timon: [to Nala, after she accidentally surprises him] Don't ever do that again! Carnivores, ugh! /2d96is9vff / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Young Simba: Dad?
Mufasa: Hmm?
Young Simba: We're pals, right?
Mufasa: Right.
Young Simba: And we'll always be together, right?
Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.
/fgqesa0hby / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Sarabi: Your son's awake.
Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's *your* son.
/mpf8s2zsrs / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
/qo49npet8k / 2008-07-25 00:00:00


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