- What\'s this? - It\'s just a little something that we got for you that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time. - A fedora. - I\'m Indiana Jones! - That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000, the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy. - Yeah, I have a whip guy. - You know what we should do? - We should... - Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff. - God... you just get me. - I should get going. I got a date. - You\'re still seeing that guy? - Even better, seeing him naked. - What! - I should go, too. I hooked up with this Chinese girl last night, and I don\'t know, it\'s weird. I already feel like seconds.

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