Bugs Bunny: [substituting for Sam's hat, Bugs bangs on a door and speaks in a muffled voice] Alright, Sam, we know you're in there. Open up. This is the sheriff.
Yosemite Sam: Oh, no ya don't! I ain't a-givin' up without a struggle! Come and get me!
[Fires his guns at the door]
Bugs Bunny: Ah ha ha ha! Ya missed me, Sam. I'm a-comin' to get you through the window!
[Sam fires his guns at the window]
Bugs Bunny: Ah ha ha ha! That's mighty bad shootin', Sam. Look, I'm right behind ya!
[Sam fires his gun wildly]
Bugs Bunny: No, Sam, here I am. No, here, here! No no, here.
[This goes on for a while until Bugs ends it by pouring a bottle of red ink on Sam's head. Sam believes he has been shot]
Yosemite Sam: The varmint got me. I'm a-headin'... for the last... round-up.
[collapses, goes into a seizure frenzy and stiffens. Bugs barges in with a guitar]
Bugs Bunny: [singing] Oh, bury me not/On the lone prairie, Where the wild coyotes/Will howl on me
[while this is happening, Sam is revived by the ink dripping onto his face, and grills Bugs]
Yosemite Sam: [very calmly] Why did you pour ink on my head?
Bugs Bunny: Heh heh. Well, so long.
[runs off]

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