Dr. John Dolittle: ...You're suffering from obsessive-compulsive behavior... Compulsive Dog: [bouncing like a pogo stick] Throw the ball! Dr. John Dolittle: When you want the ball, think about something else... Compulsive Dog: Don't say anything more! Throw the ball! Dr. John Dolittle: You need to relax your mind... Compulsive Dog: You're the person. You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it. Simple as that. I swear, I'll pee on your carpet. Please, please, please, throw the ball. Shut up and throw the ball. Am I alone here? Am I all by myself? Am I in ANOTHER UNIVERSE? Lucky: THROW THE DAMN BALL! [John resignedly does so] Compulsive Dog: He threw the ball! Oh, he threw the ball! I'll get it! I'll get it! I love you! I love you! You threw the ball...! Rodney: [to John] ... You can't save 'em all, Hasselhoff.

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