Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasn't ya? Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' wit my brother! Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff. Officer Cliff: [gasps] No! [others stare at him in disguest] Officer Cliff: It's a lie! Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby!

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