[Peter is standing with a tub of hair gel and a weird hairdo]
Oscar Novak: What the hell happened to your head?
Peter Steinberg: I've been here for nine hours. I got bored.
Oscar Novak: You're a very strange man. Now, will you get out of my apartment?
Peter Steinberg: What happened? Oscy... Oscy... it's six in the morning.
Oscar Novak: It was awful, okay? As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. THEN, she elbowed me in the face. THEN, we both threw up. THEN, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.
Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.
Oscar Novak: Pretty much.

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