Ryan Flynn: Have you been to the factory? Grandpa Randolph: Sure. Joined the crowd once. Didn't jump of course. Ryan Flynn: Yeah, I'm definitely not big on jumping. And I don't like that dust. Grandpa Randolph: Can't blame you. Ryan Flynn: Falling all that way? How do you know if you're ready? Grandpa Randolph: I'm certainly no expert. I suppose it's different for everyone. Some folks probably dawdle around here quite a while trying to figure that out. Melanie for instance, she seems a bit of a dawdler. Ryan Flynn: I don't mind dawdling if it means not having to jump. Hitting that floor looked awful painful. Grandpa Randolph: Oh, you're afraid of a little pain? That's an overrated phobia. Ryan Flynn: So what's it like? You know, dying? Grandpa Randolph: [shrugs] I don't know. Ryan Flynn: Well, you must. You're practically dead. Grandpa Randolph: [sarcastically] Oh. Thank you. Thank you very very much. Ryan Flynn: Well, it's gotta hurt. Grandpa Randolph: Hurt? Life hurts, boy.

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