Roxie: Oh, Miss Kelly, got your personals. freshly pressed by yours truly. [Velma pulls some cash out of her shirt] Roxie: No, no, it's my pleasure. Velma Kelly: [Begins to walk away] Roxie: Hey, can i ask you something? [Velma turns around] Roxie: You know that Harrison guy? Well he said what I done is a hangin' case and that he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty. Velma Kelly: Yea? So? Roxie: So, I'm scared, I would really appreciate some advice, especially from someone I admire as much as you.You see, since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stage. [Smiles] Velma Kelly: Oh really? What's your talent? Washin' and dryin'? Roxie: [Smile fades] No, no, I danced in the chorus. Velma Kelly: Oh. Roxie: Well, that was before I met my husband, Amos... Velma Kelly: Look, honey, you want some advice? Well, here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws off my underwear, 'kay? Roxie: Yeah, okay. Thanks. Roxie: [Once Velma is out of earshot] For nothin'

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