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Выхожу за рамки, чтобы посмотреть – чей же я все-таки портрет.
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Бессмертие реально – нужно только успеть до него дожить.
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There is no such advice that could not be given.
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Author Unknown
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Time, of course, heals, but as in a free hospital.
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Author Unknown
) [04/25/2018 07:53:26]
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Where bitterly, there and crying.-AnnaIsAronova
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Anna Aronova
) [04/25/2018 06:38:42]
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It is easy to hurt the soul and body on a slippery slope.
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Eugene Ryabyi
) [04/25/2018 03:24:02]
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In pursuit of time, one loses a life.
(
Eugene Ryabyi
) [04/25/2018 03:15:06]
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Only the lucky one who was able to rise after the fall.
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Gleb Frank
) [04/24/2018 10:40:46]
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Sometimes oil prices threaten stability in the country.
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Gleb Frank
) [04/24/2018 10:31:11]
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There are numbers that solve an important problem.
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The young soul is a pledge of body youthfulness.
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) [04/24/2018 03:58:01]
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People are only ruled by the most brutal trainers.
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Eugene Ryabyi
) [04/24/2018 03:57:05]
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In a despair is easy to take any risk.
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Eugene Ryabyi
) [04/24/2018 03:55:36]
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The narrow places are not seen with a wide view.
(
Eugene Ryabyi
) [04/24/2018 03:54:21]
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Faith warms the soul, not the body.-AnnaIsAronova
(
Anna Aronova
) [04/23/2018 11:13:23]
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A woman thinks a maximum a couple of times a day. All the rest of the time, she again and again is experiencing what she has decided ...
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Author Unknown
) [04/23/2018 10:55:07]
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You have to be a complete idiot to discuss the tweets of Trump, Buzovoy or Prime Minister Medvedev. I did not discuss such stupid things, I do not discuss them, and I will not discuss them. And if you have nothing to do, then plant kittens.
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Yevgeny Satanovsky
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From the bulwark of world progress, the United States is gradually turning into a police socialist state.
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The most dangerous poison is information.
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Pavel Durov
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Problems are hidden solutions.
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Pavel Durov
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The most important thing is to be able to distinguish the most important thing from everything else.
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Pavel Durov
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Communication is overrated. The hour of loneliness is more productive than a week of talking.
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Pavel Durov
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Mankind is enslaved by organized criminal groups that call themselves "states".
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Pavel Durov
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The life of all punishes, only some - glory, and others - disgrace.
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Aleksandr Grachev
) [04/23/2018 07:32:06]
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I now have such a good mood that I can spoil it to anyone.
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sportsila2002
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Faith is an opportunity to see everything as a miracle.
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Если уже завтра умирать, не забудьте выспаться сегодня.
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A rose blossoms in love.
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Anzhelika Miropolceva
) [04/22/2018 08:28:35]
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I'm not the discoverer of the observation that sons, devoid of maternal love, often try to compensate for this deficit by becoming Don Juanes, while daughters who had not enough of their father's love are drawn to men of the age of their fathers.
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Prince Alexander
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Not every author is able to take a critical look at his work.-AnnaIsAronova
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Anna Aronova
) [04/21/2018 12:14:26]
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I can hit you, but I have a large vocabulary.
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Nastasia Samburskaya
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I was not young than 100 years ago.
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Jeanne Calment
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I'm in love with wine.
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Jeanne Calment
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I only have one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.
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Jeanne Calment
) [04/21/2018 12:02:01]
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God has forgotten about me!
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Jeanne Calment
) [04/21/2018 12:01:22]
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All terrorist acts stem from a lack of culture.
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Iosif Kobzon
) [04/20/2018 13:21:59]
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Only fools say that every age has its own charm.
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Iosif Kobzon
) [04/20/2018 13:19:46]
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Continuity of generations is not broken, the system is broken.
(
Iosif Kobzon
) [04/20/2018 13:18:40]
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Of course, nothing changes if people do not change.
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Basta
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Women should work, but do not drag everything on themselves.
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Basta
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I have one talent - it is work capacity.
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Basta
) [04/20/2018 09:53:34]
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Civil marriage is the connection of a woman with low self-esteem with a man with low responsibility.
(
She Is Unknown
) [04/20/2018 09:31:06]
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There would be no wheels. It's terrible to imagine - wherever the sticks would be ed.
(
Jurijj Tatarkin
) [04/20/2018 09:20:38]
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Happiness fell so suddenly that only by a miracle did not kill it.
(
Author Unknown
) [04/20/2018 09:18:21]
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By the way, as far as I know, if in Russia a person quit drinking and smoking not because of an extensive heart attack, it means that he became rich. This state is everywhere the same, other goals immediately appear in life.
(
Viacheslav Fetisov
) [04/20/2018 07:44:05]
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It is easy to be lonely when there is no worthy partner around, but it's difficult when you are worthy nobody.
(
Eugene Ryabyi
) [04/20/2018 06:09:15]
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The sin of adultery can not be washed away neither toilet soap nor warm water.
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Eugene Ryabyi
) [04/20/2018 06:04:35]
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To drink is a whole art. I have not met decent people who are not drinking.
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Sergey Shnurov
) [04/19/2018 09:08:46]
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Happiness is a state of a person's soul before he is grieved.
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You can't have everything you want, but you can have the things that really matter to you.
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Marissa Mayer
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I always did something I was a little not ready to do. I think that's how you grow. When there's that moment of 'Wow, I'm not really sure I can do this,' and you push through those moments, that's when you have a breakthrough.
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Marissa Mayer
) [04/18/2018 21:06:55]
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We believe that if we focus on the users, the money will come. In a truly virtual business, if you're successful, you'll be working at something that's so necessary people will pay for it in subscription form. Or you'll have so many users that advertisers will pay to sponsor the site.
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