[after being given a giant mutated dandelion]
Professor Jordan Perry: You know, if the soil's contaminated so far away, there must be more leaky canisters than we thought.
TGRI Assisstant #1: Well, how can that be? They were only buried fifteen years ago.
Professor Jordan Perry: Fifteen, fifty. Just make sure that the rest are found and removed!
TGRI Assistant #1: Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to invite the press.
Professor Jordan Perry: Sometimes the best place to hide is right out in public.
TGRI Assisstant #1: But if any of it fell into the wrong hands...
[Perry looks as giant dandelion]
Professor Jordan Perry: I'm well aware of the risks.

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