Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister? Bill Foster: Nothing. Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property. Bill Foster: Trespassing? Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man. Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too. Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs. Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that? Bill Foster: Graffiti. Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not fucking graffiti. That's a sign. Gang member 2: He can't read it man. Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you. Bill Foster: It says all that? Gang member 1: Yeah. Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it.

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