Fox: [Thumbelina is helped onto her feet by a fox] Well, look'a what we got here. You must be the farmer's wife.
Thumbelina: Thanks for helping me up, but why on earth would you think I'm the farmer's wife?
Fox: Because the farmer who owns this here farm had such a small harvest, I figured you went and shrunk up from lack of food.
[laughs hysterically]
Thumbelina: Well I'm not the farmer's wife. And I don't think that's a very funny joke.
Fox: Hey, what do you want, kid, I'm out here starving.
Thumbelina: You're not going to eat me for dinner, are you?
Fox: Well, I wouldn't exactly call you a dinner. I'd call a chicken a dinner. I'd call a rabbit a dinner, but you barely qualify for the morsel category, so I wouldn't worry too much.

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