[Tim walks into the house with a piece of table stuck to his head]
Jill: Don't you think you ought to go to the emergency room?
Tim: I was just there; they said I wasn't a "priority."
Jill: Why, was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head?

 Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991] Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991]

[Tim walks into the house with a piece of table stuck to his head]
Jill: Don't you think you ought to go to the emergency room?
Tim: I was just there; they said I wasn't a "priority."
Jill: Why, was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head?
(Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991] Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991]) [01/30/2009 18:59:26] comment quote { / 0 õîðîøî }


АФОРИЗМЫ В КАРТИНКАХ
ЛУЧШИЕ АВТОРЫ ДНЯ
БЛИЦ
ПОИСК
сами себя наказать 4
ложь 2
ужи 2
Евгений Ханкин 2
мудрость 2
свое место 2
оборотень 2
согласные 2
Внутренняя сущность кулака — ладонь. 2
плагиат 2
любовь 16912
жизнь 8519
счастье 7043
секс 6533
женщина 5380
дружба 4865
Работа 4672
красота 4511
время 3728
деньги 3388
  • За 1 день: 108
  • Всего: 1669014
  • ЛУЧШИЙ АФОРИЗМ ДНЯ
    ДЕМОТИВАТОР
    АКТИВНЫЕ АВТОРЫ