[Tim walks into the house with a piece of table stuck to his head]
Jill: Don't you think you ought to go to the emergency room?
Tim: I was just there; they said I wasn't a "priority."
Jill: Why, was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head?

 Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991] Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991]

[Tim walks into the house with a piece of table stuck to his head]
Jill: Don't you think you ought to go to the emergency room?
Tim: I was just there; they said I wasn't a "priority."
Jill: Why, was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head?
(Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991] Movie: "Home Improvement" [1991]) [01/30/2009 18:59:26] comment quote { / 0 õîðîøî }


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