Rivera: [turning away from Friedman] I ain't talkin' to you no more. Hey, Judson!
Pvt. Judson: [running up from the rear] Yeah?
Rivera: You ever go camping in the woods?
Pvt. Judson: What woods?
Rivera: [to Friedman, jerking thumb towards Judson] Get that, willya?
[to Judson]
Rivera: ANY woods!
Pvt. Judson: No.
Rivera: That's it! You don't know what you missed. You ain't never lived until you toasted a mickey over the coals. It ain't like Army chow. You can sit around the campfire - you can shoot it all nght, if you want to. You can go fishing - all that kinda stuff.
Friedman: [sarcastically] Outdoor man.
Rivera: Next time they make you a civilian, Judson, try a camp in the woods. Tell 'em I sent you.
Pvt. Judson: Tell who?
Rivera: The birds - and the bees! Did your old man ever tell you about the birds and the bees?
Pvt. Judson: No.
Rivera: Hear that, Friedman? Judson never heard of the birds and bees.
Friedman: That's terrible!
Rivera: Shall we tell him?
Friedman: Maybe we'd better.
Rivera: Give us a butt, Judson; we'll tell you alllll about the birds and the bees.
Pvt. Judson: Ain't got a butt.

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