Beryl: I have one important responsibility I cannot relinquish... I have a pig...
Philip Emmenthal: A pig?
Beryl: Horses and pigs always gets along... they are intelligent animals and likes one another's company.
Philip Emmenthal: Can you... can you ride a pig?
Beryl: Hortense is far too dignified to be ridden. However, Hortense and I have a relationship, which you might find unusual, beyond mere affection. I have no intentions of breaking this relationship. Neither does Hortense.
Philip Emmenthal: Well... as long as I don't get too jealous and you both take a bath after that, I can't say that it'd be any difficult.

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