Frank Burns: [into walkie talkie] There is a fighter plane approaching. And, um, when I say "Now", the jet will be directly over my head.
[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.

 Movie: "M*A*S*H" [1972] Movie: "M*A*S*H" [1972]

Frank Burns: [into walkie talkie] There is a fighter plane approaching. And, um, when I say "Now", the jet will be directly over my head.
[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
','','Frank Burns: [into walkie talkie] There is a fighter plane approaching. And, um, when I say "Now", the jet will be directly over my head.
[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
','Frank Burns: [into walkie talkie] There is a fighter plane approaching. And, um, when I say "Now", the jet will be directly over my head.
[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
','','Frank Burns: [into walkie talkie] There is a fighter plane approaching. And, um, when I say "Now", the jet will be directly over my head.
[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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[the jet whooshes overhead]
Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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Frank Burns: Now!
B.J.: Frank, that thing is a thousand feet up going 500 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: By the time you said 'now', the plane was in its hangar and the pilot was in his jammies.
Frank Burns: I was just trying to help!
Col. Potter: Stop trying. That should help right off.
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