George Newman: Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go? [dead silence] George Newman: That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday. Little Weasle: I wanna go home. George Newman: Shut up, you little weasel! [beat] George Newman: Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!

!!!
АФОРИЗМЫ В КАРТИНКАХ
ЛУЧШИЕ АВТОРЫ ДНЯ
БЛИЦ
    title
ПОИСК
sportsi 3
дура 2
игра слов 2
пробежка 2
банк 2
пенсия 2
война 2
Черчилль 2
Совет 2
злюка 2
любовь 16951
жизнь 8544
Счастье 7068
секс 6577
женщина 5403
дружба 4881
работа 4688
красота 4533
Время 3764
деньги 3400
  • За 1 день: 125
  • Всего: 1692575
  • ЛУЧШИЙ АФОРИЗМ ДНЯ
    ДЕМОТИВАТОР
    АКТИВНЫЕ АВТОРЫ