Check-out Man: $32.79
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: How do you put 32 dollars and 79 cents in one bag?
Check-out Man: Nobody is forcing you to eat madam.
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Yeah I know but every time I try to stop I get withdrawal pains.
Lady in Supermarket: Oh come on! Let's go, before they raise the prices again.
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Listen I'm a dollar, eighty short.
Check-out Man: So, put something back. Here, put back this pot roast.
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: That is our dinner tonight.
Check-out Man: What's the matter with neck bones? They're only 58 cents a pound.
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: I got people coming for dinner. Is it alright if I give em a pot roast.
Check-out Man: Don't get snitty with me. Keep the pot roast if you're trying to impress someone. I was only trying to be helpful. Do these woman appreciate that? They bitch and get snotty.
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Here... And here... You take the Froot Loops. You'll love em.

 Movie: For Pete's Sake [1974] Movie: For Pete's Sake [1974]

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