[Duckman is outraged that his car has just been towed]
Duckman: I can't believe they towed my car! And only because it was parked in a tow-away zone and I had $1,200 worth of unpaid parking tickets.
Cornfed: Also, you stole it.
Duckman: It was dark. How was I supposed to tell the difference between a parking lot at the mall and a Mazda dealership?

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