Simon: Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan are to go to the corner of 72nd and Broadway in fifteen minutes. No Police. Failiure to answer will cost you to non-complience. Do you understand me John? John McClane: Oh yes, I understand. I understand that you're a fucking wacko who likes to play kids' games. That's what I understand Simon: Hahdly. John McClane: [imitating Simon] Hahdly? Who are you then, someone I set up? What did you do? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching? [pauses and puts hand over the receiver] John McClane: Cross-dressing? What? Simon: You c-c-c- couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-ch-ch chair with you in it! John McClane: My ch-ch-ch-ch chair with me in it? Well, this is very interesting. Let me ask you a question bone head. Why did you try to k-k-k-k-k kill me?

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