Xev Bellringer: I want to do it.
Kai: Do what?
Xev Bellringer: "It". I want to do "it" with you.
Kai: I suspect you mean sex.
Xev Bellringer: Exactly.
Kai: My sex organ has not functioned for over two thousand years.
Xev Bellringer: My sex organ has NEVER functioned, so we both have a lot of catching up to do!
Kai: Xev, you are clearly desirable and beautiful, but to me, sex is just an intellectual concept.
Xev Bellringer: I don't care if you're dead! I don't care if you can only appreciate this in your mind! I have a hyperactive libido and I need it NOW! I can't do this alone!
Kai: I can't do it at all.
Xev Bellringer: I hate you.
[walks away]
Xev Bellringer: I HATE YOU!

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