Marian: [hanging in shackles in the dungeon] Let me out! Let me out!
[calms down]
Marian: Well, that's it, then. I'm doomed. Someday, a handsome traveller will come passing by this place, and he'll see me, all thin and starved to death. Well. Not *too* thin, just a little weight off the hips. And he'll say: "Here lies the fair Marian. She was the people's friend. She loved little children and was always kind to animals! Well, except for that stupid little Pekinese she accidentally trod on. Her only crime, was to trust a *friend*."
[gets angry]
Marian: Ooooh, just *wait* until I get my hands on her! One trusty arrow and I'll pierce both her ears for her at the same time!

!!!
АФОРИЗМЫ В КАРТИНКАХ
ЛУЧШИЕ АВТОРЫ ДНЯ
БЛИЦ
ПОИСК
время терпит, но поры 2
ты мне я тебе 2
совесть 2
обстрел 2
Родионов 2
договор 2
красота 2
Дурь 2
весна 2
Аркадий Давидович 2
любовь 16927
жизнь 8532
Счастье 7053
секс 6552
женщина 5396
дружба 4868
работа 4680
красота 4519
Время 3741
деньги 3395
  • За 1 день: 158
  • Всего: 1677309
  • ЛУЧШИЙ АФОРИЗМ ДНЯ
    ДЕМОТИВАТОР
    АКТИВНЫЕ АВТОРЫ