Ranjeet Singh: Excuse me please, may I borrow 10p?
Ali Nadim: Yes, okay!
Ranjeet Singh: Thousand thank yous!
Ali Nadim: However, I am making one condition.
Ranjeet Singh: What's that?
Ali Nadim: You must say, "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons"!
Ranjeet Singh: If I say that, will you lend me 10p?
Ali Nadim: If you are saying that, I will GIVE you 10p!
Ranjeet Singh: Very well! All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons!
Ali Nadim: [gives Ranjeet 10p] Jolly good!
Ranjeet Singh: There is just one thing.
Ali Nadim: What's that?
Ranjeet Singh: All Sikhs are VERY BIG LIARS!

 Movie: "Mind Your Language" [1977] Movie: "Mind Your Language" [1977]

Ranjeet Singh: Excuse me please, may I borrow 10p?
Ali Nadim: Yes, okay!
Ranjeet Singh: Thousand thank yous!
Ali Nadim: However, I am making one condition.
Ranjeet Singh: What's that?
Ali Nadim: You must say, "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons"!
Ranjeet Singh: If I say that, will you lend me 10p?
Ali Nadim: If you are saying that, I will GIVE you 10p!
Ranjeet Singh: Very well! All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons!
Ali Nadim: [gives Ranjeet 10p] Jolly good!
Ranjeet Singh: There is just one thing.
Ali Nadim: What's that?
Ranjeet Singh: All Sikhs are VERY BIG LIARS!
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Ali Nadim: If you are saying that, I will GIVE you 10p!
Ranjeet Singh: Very well! All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons!
Ali Nadim: [gives Ranjeet 10p] Jolly good!
Ranjeet Singh: There is just one thing.
Ali Nadim: What's that?
Ranjeet Singh: All Sikhs are VERY BIG LIARS!
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