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Nikolay Safronov
Быть адекватным наедине с женщиной – это явное сумасшествие…
Накаркал… Вот и дочирикался. Жизнь проживать - не семечки щелкать.
Если всё принимать на свой счёт, то вряд ли разбогатеешь.
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Nikolay Safronov
Russian Quotes [524]
Quotes [88]
Everything that happened to a person in life, he remembers and stores in his memory, and what he does not remember, he stores in bags under his eyes.
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Nikolay Safronov
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Abortion, it is somewhat similar to - false start.
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Nikolay Safronov
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From the fact that you are all set as an example - your money will not increase.
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Nikolay Safronov
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Unprincipled people never do anything out of principle.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [04/16/2018 09:33:23]
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All roads lead to Rome, and all wooing to the altar.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [04/05/2018 08:44:35]
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At all lucky people, delivery get personally - Fortune.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [03/28/2018 09:40:42]
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A girl with big breasts does not need to fight for her rights, she is always right.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [03/27/2018 09:27:58]
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True democracy is when the party that won elections, the next election - misses.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [03/26/2018 09:42:04]
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A financial pyramid is a hunger for money multiplied by stupidity.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [03/24/2018 12:57:55]
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Maybe a woman does not know what she wants, but she knows what she wants - specifically from you.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [03/22/2018 09:25:35]
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Not everything, that with a box - Pandora.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [03/12/2018 09:05:26]
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A rich inner world, for the third breast size is not a rival.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [01/08/2018 09:25:15]
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First, the man decides the question - "Which of the two women to choose?" And only then - "Who is to blame?" And "What to do?".
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Nikolay Safronov
) [08/07/2017 09:08:22]
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According to women, the real man is the one who chose her.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [08/03/2017 09:12:32]
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Before, my girlfriend was tall and slim, and now she's just tall.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [05/19/2017 08:41:01]
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An owl can become anyone, but a lark must be born.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [05/17/2017 09:39:42]
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Long legs fit any size of breast.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [05/12/2017 08:11:46]
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Aimless years - this is what you will be remembered with tenderness in old age.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [05/10/2017 08:49:41]
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A fairy tale about the middle class, equal opportunities and democratic elections were invented by the same people.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [05/04/2017 08:10:52]
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Prayer is when you want the Lord to focus only on you.
(
Nikolay Safronov
) [04/29/2017 09:28:25]
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Fortune smiles only to those who have done right - choice.
(
Nikolay Safronov
) [04/25/2017 08:54:51]
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Women's irresistibility, is reflected only on your wallet.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [04/24/2017 08:09:54]
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The most common disappointment saw the ordinary floor scales.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [04/23/2017 09:19:59]
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Marriage destroys not so much treason, but constant testing for loyalty.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [03/31/2017 12:06:22]
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The winds of change never go with you the same way.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [12/06/2016 08:22:09]
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Memoirs - is a genre of fiction.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [12/04/2016 11:22:22]
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Women live longer than men, and if not hysteria and experiences, they all would live - forever.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [12/03/2016 12:21:05]
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I did the budget amendment on her beauty and realized that I had nothing to eat.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [11/16/2016 08:52:01]
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If she carries nonsense, she is - a fool, and if a man do the same, he - a philosopher.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [10/11/2016 06:57:38]
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Strong family - is when the debate is only about one - who will be on top in the bed.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [09/27/2016 08:59:37]
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Intelligent and well-read woman never cheating, it is just very often changes her main characters.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [09/23/2016 08:34:35]
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Luxury woman differs from a beautiful, only by requests.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [09/20/2016 09:36:41]
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With a halo - an icon, without the halo - a portrait.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [09/13/2016 09:11:44]
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Angel - is a beautiful woman without quirks, not the kind of sheep with wings.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [09/08/2016 11:09:55]
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Everybody have waist, just the length of the circumference - is different.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [09/06/2016 08:29:43]
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All stylists and fashion designers of the world will not make a woman so sexy as unbuttoned two buttons of her blouse.
(
Nikolay Safronov
) [08/31/2016 09:04:00]
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Prettier then your resume may be only your obituary.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [08/30/2016 11:19:54]
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A mysterious woman makes her tips just for interesting man.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [08/29/2016 10:23:16]
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The golden rule of a notary. Legacy obtained by surname and patronymic name and never by name.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [08/26/2016 09:11:18]
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Unsuccessful Love develops a person immune to Cupid's arrows.
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Nikolay Safronov
) [08/25/2016 10:00:55]
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