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Медицина достигла такого развития, что даже у здорового способна найти множество болезней.
Это же не хорошо, что плохо сейчас не всем.
Женившись, ловелас чувствует, что его развели...
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[At a parenting class]
Bobby Waide: There are a lot of babes here...
Porter Waide: [sarcastically] Yes, well, I'm sure they came here to meet you. That's why they came with their husbands.
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[After playing Dad for a day to Oscar]
Bobby Waide: That kid eats a looot of taffy.
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Spender
: [to Donald Duck, making "curvaceous woman" sign with his hands] I've got some good dates for us.
Thrifty
: [to Donald Duck, pointing to due dates for income tax payments on flip calendar] But laddie, I've got some *better* dates!
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Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!
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Spender
: It's your dough ain't it?
Thrifty
: Aye, laddie, it's your dough, but it's your war too!
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Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!
Simon: Your ego?
Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
Simon: Why?
Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
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Ashton: Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...
[Silence]
Ashton: ... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.
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Simon: A potato?
Nick Miranda: Yeah!
Simon: You gagged her with a POTATO?
Nick Miranda: I tried grapes but she kept eating them!
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Sumoc: I am Sumoc, last of the Phleig, the Planetary Travelers. We once were a race that came to understand the folding of space...this enabled us to move at the speed of thought.
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Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!
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Steve Wozniak: Microsoft? Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft. Or Bill Gates. I mean, they were nobodies. But then we were all nobodies, which was perfect for us. Because all the respectable, straight-arrow guys were busy doing what they always do, which is be respectable. Which meant the rest of us could run around acting like crazies, which is what we did best. I miss those days.
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Steve Jobs: Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging.
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Steve Jobs: Are you sure this thing is even gonna work?
Steve Wozniak: If it doesn't catch fire.
Steve Jobs: Don't even joke.
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Steve Jobs: You're stealing from me!
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Paul Allen: Bill, why did you tell them we had an operating system? We don't have a thing to sell them now you know, we're dead!
Bill Gates: We're not dead-you're going to give us that miracle, right Paul?
Paul Allen: Huh? Oh yeah, right!
Bill Gates: Come on, I thought you said you knew a guy we could buy an operating system from!
Paul Allen: I said I "sort of" know one.
Bill Gates: Sort of? Don't tell me "sort of"! I just told IBM!
Paul Allen: sort of...
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Steve Jobs: What, like I have to have a moustache?
Steve Wozniak: A suit! You actually bought a suit!
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Steve Wozniak: Where's your beard?
Steve Jobs: In the bathroom sink. I shaved it off.
Steve Wozniak: Well, how come?
Steve Jobs: 'Cause banks don't like beards.
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Steve Jobs: You are putting poison into your body.
Steve Wozniak: That's french fries, man. You know, all-American food?
Steve Jobs: That's what I'm talking about.
Steve Wozniak: Come on, I can't eat like you do. Eatin' fruit all the time? That's weird.
Steve Jobs: It's not weird. It's pure.
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Bill Gates: I don't understand - how does the hardware handle the mouse/cursor display?
Gilmore: No, it's all right here in the software...
Steve Jobs: Enough!
[angrily mashes button, closing the Macintosh display]
Gilmore: Sorry, Steve.
Steve Jobs: There's no use torturing our guests with what they can't have.
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Steve Jobs: Maybe in a past life I was a poet - or an artist.
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Bill Gates: Think they're hookers?
Paul Allen: Either that or motel inspectors. I saw one of them go into the room next to ours about a dozen times yesterday.
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Chris Larson: [laughs] Eureka! I created a program that can play blackjack.
Bill Gates: Chris, you've been here two days, and you're into blackjack?
Chris Larson: Yeah, so?
Bill Gates: So we've got work to do.
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Steve Jobs: What's he talking about, the Altair? I never had a problem with the Altair - 'til I tried to use it!
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Steve Jobs: I don't want you to think of this as just a film - some process of converting electrons and magnetic impulses into shapes and figures and sounds - no. Listen to me. We're here to make a dent in the universe. Otherwise, why even be here? We're creating a completely new consciousness, like an artist or a poet. We're rewriting the history of human thought with what we're doing. That's how you have to think of this.
Ridley Scott: Well, Steven, right now I'm a touch more worried about getting light on the actress, do you know what I mean?
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Ballmer: Bill, you're gonna have to come up with a better pickup line because asking her her SAT score is NOT going to do it!
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